The following conversation was relayed to Irish Woman by Boo’s teacher:

Boo – My mommy is going to my new school today and meeting my teachers!

Teacher – Oh really?  Which school is that?

Boo – It’s Saint <INSERT OBLIGATORY CATHOLIC SAINT> school, and Jesus is going to be my teacher!

Yeah, that’s my kid, always trying to get the best instructors.  It’s better than my comment that you could tell his new school was serious about math, because they nailed our Lord and Savior to a plus sign.  That one got me an elbow in the ribs.