- Am I the only Labrador Retriever owner that has to say the words “Go out in the yard! You’re a water dog!” on rainy days?
- Labrador Retrievers are actually capable of eating an apple. I stand corrected.
- However, I must point out that ingestion is not the same as digestion. We’ll see how this ends.
- Irish Woman’s sister came over to hem Girlie Bear’s dress and properly fit it to her. I was in the kitchen, silently chanting “She has to grow up. Do not freak her out. She has to grow up.”
- My job as a father is to teach her to be a good, self-sufficient individual who will tear off the genitals of any man who dares hurt her, make sure she has all the tools she needs to do so, keep her from getting pregnant before she’s ready for it, and keep her off the stripper pole.
- So far, so good, but the hard part is just beginning.
- Why did the price of guns and ammunition go up just as my daughter started going to dances with boys?
- Hmmm, a day or two of steady rain, followed by a cold front. Yeah, this can’t end well.
- The large creek / small river that runs about a mile behind our house is up out of its banks and getting deeper. If this keeps up, President Obama may come in for a photo-op before going to Valhalla to play a round or two.
- Come to think of it, the creek flows right up against the golf course, so he could kill two birds with one stone.
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Thoughts on the Day
Posted by daddybear71 on January 13, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/01/13/thoughts-on-the-day-85/
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Anonymous
/ January 14, 2013‘Keep her off the stripper pole,’ that’s a good one….
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Old NFO
/ January 14, 2013Patience… That is the best advice I can give… (BTDT TWICE)
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