- From the “Bulgogi In Space!!!!!” Department – Well, what do you know? Manny, Moe , and Jack-sungsenim were able to get their bucket of bolts off the ground and into orbit. Of course, it’s reported to be tumbling wildly and the world is bracing for when the thing inevitably falls from the sky, raining death and destruction upon whichever unfortunate Seoul it happens to land. But then, I’ve never put a missile prototype into orbit, so congratulations to Glorious Leader and his pack of Russian, Chinese, Libyan, and Iranian hirelings.
- From the “Moral Conundrum” Department – Two men are in trouble with the law after it was learned that they were making detailed plans to kidnap, mutilate, and murder singer Justin Bieber. While I’m glad Bieber is safe, I’m also glad that none of my children ever got into his music. And to be honest, who wants to see such a talented young girl harmed anyway?
- From the “Diaphragms for Does” Department – A suburb in New York is planning on getting control of its deer population by shooting does with contraceptive darts. The treatment is supposed to keep the does from getting pregnant for three years. No word on how much the program is going to cost, but I’m pretty sure it’s going to cost more than what the town would make if they were to hold a $10 a head raffle to be part of a bow hunt.
- From the “Get A Rope” Department – A Pennsylvania couple is going to hell on a scholarship after it was discovered that they were running a dog fighting ring out of their home. Apparently “man’s best friend” got translated into “man’s best outlet for barbarism”. Here’s hoping they end up in a small cage, brutalized, and fed bad food for the rest of their life, just like they did with their dogs.
- From the “Literature Critic” Department – A library in Ontario is being forced to destroy thousands of dollars worth of books after someone has made a habit of urinating on them. Breda was unavailable for comment, although confidential sources have indicated that the world’s most dangerous librarian is forming a crack strike team to head to Canada and track down this animal and terminate him with extreme prejudice.
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Posted by daddybear71 on December 13, 2012
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/ December 13, 2012Pretty screwed up round up today… sigh
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/ December 13, 2012Well, they don’t report a lot of good news.
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