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Christmas Carol

You better not flinch
You better not jerk
On muzzle control
You better do some work

Gunnie Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you short stroke
He knows your gun’s not clean
He knows your bayonet won’t poke
So clean out that cosmoline!

You better stock up
On ammo tonight
Polish your brass
‘Til it shines real bright

Gunnie Claus is coming to town!

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3 Comments

  1. Old NFO's avatar

    LOL, that is hilarious!!!

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  2. Lazy Bike Commuter's avatar

    Lazy Bike Commuter

     /  December 12, 2012

    Love it!

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