This one is dedicated to General’s David Petraeus and George Allen, as well as Brigadier General Jeffrey Sinclair, who all should have known better.  Seriously guys, before you go looking for love in all the wrong places, go talk to your Command Sergeant Major, who will say something like “No-one is more professional than I” just before they slap you upside the head with the appropriate articles of the UCMJ.

Seriously, gentlemen, you worked for decades to get where you are, and you may have lost it all because you went and got your knobben schlobbened by someone who wasn’t your wife. Was it really worth it?