- The universe knew I wanted to cut out of work early today, and the universe hates me.
- We got a total of six trick or treaters tonight.
- Anyone interested in 10 pounds of red licorice cut into 3 inch strips and shrink wrapped?
- How do you answer your wife when she asks why you have a pistol in your pocket for trick or treating?
- “Because Halloween is a slut walk for pedophiles and other sickos.” seemed to do the trick.
- Blessed be he who gives out full-sized candy bars, for his house shall stay free of eggs and toilet paper.
- Moonshine the puppy isn’t very happy about his new collar and leash, but eventually he’s going to get too big to carry.
- Boo’s endurance tonight seemed to be three blocks before his bag was too heavy and his legs were too tired to go on.
- Need to work on his endurance for next year. He’s nowhere near the “four hours and two pillow cases” goal I set as a young lad.
- No, I did not dress up this year. I always look like this.
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Posted by daddybear71 on October 31, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/10/31/thoughts-on-the-day-58/
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MaddMedic
/ October 31, 2012Heh..Got home from work. House was empty. No lights turned on…No door to answer…ahhhhhhhh…..
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Jennifer
/ October 31, 2012I would gladly take your red licorice. NOM NOM NOM
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auntiejl
/ November 9, 2012Hubby dressed up as the “Lazy Husband” when he took the Fries out trick-or-treating.
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daddybear71
/ November 9, 2012I went as the Pasty Dog Whisperer and Schlepper.
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