- From the “Father of the Year” Department – A man in Pennsylvania made a bad decision worse when he left his one year old daughter home alone while he went off to go rob houses in his neighborhood. I’m not sure if he’d be considered a better or worse father if he’d taken her along on his little caper. Talk about using the TV as a babysitter. Hopefully the little girl is able to overcome such a beginning. I also hope that this bluntskull doesn’t have any more kids.
- From the “Mother of the Year” Department – A woman in Texas is facing life in prison for using SuperGlue to fix her two-year-old daughter’s hands to the wall and savagely beating her over potty training. Her defense? Well, you see, this June Cleaver wannabe seems to have a pretty big marijuana habit, was stressed out by her kids, and just needed a break. Now, my kids get on my nerves on a regular basis, but I never considered beating Boo with a milk jug while he was glued to the bathroom wall. Hey, maybe she can be cell mates with the guy in the last story, assuming of course that both of them are fixed so that they don’t make an ungodly mix of stupid and hateful that will bring about the end of society as we know it.
- From the “Backyard Gourmet” Department – Several families were burned out of their homes recently when one of the neighbors used a propane torch to burn the fur off of a squirrel he planned to eat and set fire to his deck. I’m guessing that the erstwhile chef never heard of, oh I don’t know, skinning the darn thing? Plus, how hungry could he have been after smelling all that burnt hair?
- From the “No Good Deed Goes Unpunished” Department – The ATF agent who was among the group that brought Operation Fast and Furious, the Three Stooges inspired plan to weaken the Mexican drug cartels by arming them, has been fired by the agency. The agency maintains that he was let go because of a “lack of candor” in an unrelated case. If you believe that, I have some beachfront property in Tucson for you to look at. My guess is that the politically appointed management at the ATF is cleaning house while it still can. I hope he is reinstated, and if not, lives a long and rich life of the money we are all going to lose when he sues.
News Roundup
Posted by daddybear71 on October 11, 2012
https://daddybearsden.com/2012/10/11/news-roundup-159/
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Old NFO
/ October 12, 2012Yeah, Cefalu got hosed… But the lawsuit should be entertaining!!!
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ZerCool
/ October 12, 2012I never considered beating Boo with a milk jug while he was glued to the bathroom wall
Let’s be fair. You’ve considered hitting a bottle when Boo glued himself to the wall. This misunderstood denizen was just … confused.
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daddybear71
/ October 12, 2012True. This boy has driven me to drink more than any of his siblings.
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