So let me get this straight. This is a long sentence.

We are going to be gifted with a health care plan that we are forced to purchase, and fined if we don’t, which reportedly covers 10 million more people without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman doesn’t understand it, passed by Congress, that didn’t read it, but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, for which we will be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese and financed by a country that is broke.

So what the blank could possibly go wrong?

— Dr. Barbara Beller, former Benedictine nun, Major in the Army Reserves, physician, educator, lawyer, small business owner, and candidate for the 18th District of the Illinois State Senate,  during a speech in support of Mitt Romney.

Heck, I’d vote for her just on that one sentence alone.  That’s quite a resume.  I dub her “Chicago Renaissance Woman”.