Recently, Mitt Romney made an off the cuff remark about the socio-economic circumstances and motivations of Obama supporters. He claimed that a lot of them don’t pay income taxes, and they have become dependent on the government for the necessities of life. Not surprisingly, the press is skewering him.

We here at the DaddyBear 2012 campaign would like to voice our opinion on this issue:

If you are dependent on the hard working people of this country to make sure you don’t starve to death or lie frozen to the gutter, but are capable of earning your keep and don’t want that to change, then I don’t want your vote. That’s not to say that if I am elected, I won’t work in your best interest, because I will. It’s just that I believe that a kick in the ass and going cold turkey off of that sweet welfare money is in your best interest.

If, on the other hand, you believe that charity shouldn’t happen because men with guns make you do it, I would appreciate your support. If you believe that those who do not work should not eat, please vote for me.

Thank you, and God bless America, or at least forgive us for the last four years.