Good – Going to a movie for your evening entertainment

Bad – Going dressed as the Joker

Worse – You have an outstanding warrant and decide to stick around when someone calls the police.

Good – Having a school system that provides an education to an autistic boy and he can ride the bus on the first day of school.

Bad – He’s left alone on the bus for over  an hour after the bus run is over

Worse – Stonewalling the family when they ask to see the videotape from the bus so they can figure out what went wrong.

Good – The land crabs are mating again in Florida, continuing a healthy life cycle.

Bad – They’re doing it in the roads

Worse – Apparently that’s not good for the tires on cars.

Good – I checked the weather report before walking into work this morning

Bad – The weatherman as wrong, and it rained like cats and dogs this afternoon.

Worse – I left my car windows halfway down this morning