- Things that I like that I can’t explain # 2341128 – Buttermilk Pie.
- Apple pie moonshine and ginger ale might be tasty, but apparently it makes me mean as a snake.
- Dog activities of the weekend – brushing, bath, more brushing, another bath, then more brushing. Followed up by vacuuming the house three times to get the hair that fell off after all that.
- Put up 9 pints of salsa this evening. It’s the first time doing this, so stay tuned for results in a few weeks.
- Apparently I am capable of learning. This time I remembered to wash my hands after chopping up hot peppers but before I touched anything sensitive.
- We took the kids to a water park for a few hours. Let me just say this: Ladies, if you’re thinking of getting a tattoo on your abdomen or lower back, go to a water park and check out the women about 10 years older than you. Decide if that’s what you want to look like after a pregnancy or two and having your ass kicked by Father Time for a decade.
- Gentlemen, you’re not off the hook: Before you get a tattoo at 20 when your chest, back, and arms are relatively hair free, take a look at the men 10 years older to see what a hairy tribal, cartoon character, or motivational phrase in Japanese looks like.
- While at the water park, I went down a two or three story water slide that was an enclosed tube. I now know what it feels like to be flushed.
- Watched Animalympics with the kids during the hot part of the day. Never noticed the smoking, drinking, and cartoon cleavage in that movie before. It’s a wonder that we didn’t burst into flame or have exploding craniums in 1980.
- Koshka got out last night and didn’t come home until this morning. She proceeded to eat a huge breakfast and then sleep until 3 PM. I guess we’ve reached the feline teenage years.
- Homemade peach jam on french toast is good enough to make bacon superfluous.
- Pro-tip – Do not leave a 4 year old alone in the bathtub with a new bottle of bubble bath. In related news, the bathtub is cleaner than I’ve seen it in a long time, and the entire house smells like bubble gum.
Thoughts on the Weekend
Posted by daddybear71 on July 29, 2012
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julie
/ July 29, 2012Pro-Tip #2: always choose bubble bath in a flavour that you can stand the whole house smelling of.
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Wraith
/ July 30, 2012Homemade peach jam on french toast is good enough to make bacon superfluous.
BLASPHEMY!!!
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