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Thought for the Day

Tonight at the grocery store I worked on a new skill. Unfortunately my new ability to kill with my mind is still very underdeveloped. I think the best I did was make a woman in the produce section have a slight itch on her neck, but I’ll keep practicing.

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  1. Old NFO's avatar

    Snarling usually works… 🙂

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  2. Peter's avatar

    Hint: Try a laser beam on your head. Recommended by all the best paranoid schizophrenic wannabe dictators.

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