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Thought for the Day

We must have bought very good bacon yesterday.  When we took it out of the refrigerator this morning, we were immediately inundated with cats.  We hadn’t even punctured the seal yet, and Koshka knew there was BACON to be had.  Normally the “Summon Kitty” spell requires either the actual cooking of the bacon or the opening of a tuna can.

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  1. Unknown's avatar

    lol .. and did the cats get any?

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  2. Unknown's avatar

    “Summon kitty” is a chaotic spell. The incantation is not always consistent, it doesn't always work, and sometimes it casts itself spontaneously. If summoning multiple kitties, they don't always appear in consistent order or numbers.

    Roll SAN -1 or lose your mind.

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  3. Unknown's avatar

    Jake, I failed my sanity roll sometime early in 1991.

    Julie, No, the cat didn't get any. Not that she didn't try really really hard.

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  4. Unknown's avatar

    In our house, “Summon kitty” usually involves ice cream.

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