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Thought for the Day

If your wife is debating whether she wants to eat the left-over Chinese food from last night or the hamburger stew she made tonight for dinner, do not use the phrase “You ought to eat your own dog food” when she asks for your input.

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  1. Unknown's avatar

    Sleep lightly my friend.

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  2. Unknown's avatar

    couch bound you are my friend…..

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  3. Unknown's avatar

    You're gonna have that dog house renovated in no time at this rate. Got a big screen TV and satellite in there yet?

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  4. Unknown's avatar

    Right. But what man in his right mind would be dumb enough to say something like that to his wife?

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  5. Unknown's avatar

    Why yes, I have a wonderful couch. I'm considering putting exterior walls on the carport for those times when even the couch isn't a good idea.

    And Jack, ever have those things you say that you try to stop saying a nanosecond after you say them? Yeah, happened to me last night.

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  6. Unknown's avatar

    No.

    Not since that time Main Lady was trimming the hedge, anyway.

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  7. Unknown's avatar

    Wow, you didn't strike me as a “Thrill Seeker” until now… what's next, hunting wild boar with a Bowie knife?

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  8. Unknown's avatar

    So, you're a zombie blogger now? Because if you survived that, either you're not human or she isn't.

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  9. Unknown's avatar

    Brains!!!!

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