Stepping into a hot shower while still drowsy and stepping on a wet, lifesize, silicone rubber frog that squishes under your foot just like the real thing is better than a cup of coffee.
Not as good as a bat with a nicotine habit, but it does the trick.
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Julie
/ February 27, 2012is this a new competition being run by gunbloggers 🙂
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ZerCool
/ February 27, 2012Instead of squeaking, make it sing “Lalalalalalalala” and put it in Tam's shower.
why yes, I am evil, and perhaps possess a minor deathwish.
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Julie
/ February 27, 2012“minor” ZC? You're messing with the Tam …
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Mad Jack
/ February 27, 2012I have learned (three times now) not to drink my morning bourbon while reading your words of wisdom.
I'm still laughing over this one. Thanks!
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Flier389
/ February 27, 2012Maybe I should just start snorting my coffee. Instead of blowing it through my nose.
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