I don’t like it when the pilots introduce themselves and use their first names.  “This is Captain Jimmy and First Officer Zachary”.  This isn’t a puppet show, you’re flying a plane!  I want some credentials:  “This is Captain John R. Richardson, U.S. Navy, 1500 carrier landings, 43 confirmed kills in air-to-air combat.  Take your seat belts off, I got this.”.

— Greg Hahn, on the Bob and Tom Show.  Link may be NSFW for some W’s.