Thoughts on the Day

I have come to the realization that I loathe artillery simulators.
Reverse Mozambique – Two to the chest, one to the dangly bits
Speaking of which, taking a 5.56mm wax bullet to the dangly bits may be nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
Virginia, I don’t know if there’s a Santa Claus, but there is indeed a Bogeyman. He shot me twice today.
The pirate versus ninja debate is over. I was swaggering around like a pirate, and a couple of guys who would make a ninja proud put a couple through my X ring before I even knew they were there.
Pro tip: When you are observing a cease fire, make sure the other side knows about it before standing in a window.
Unass – Verb – The act of getting out of a place quickly, without thought to where you are going to go or grabbing anything not already connected to your body. Example: When the other guys lobbed three flashbangs into the window, I unassed the room and headed outside.
It’s humbling to think that a misunderstanding about what I was going to do today caused so many people to take time out of their days to let me know I was in their thoughts. Please keep the young men and women who trained with me today in those thoughts. Very soon, they’re going to be in a very bad place, and they could use all the help they can get.

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