- Jails do not have freely available telephones so that you can call your mama on her birthday while incarcerated. Someone is always listening.
- Hanging out with people who swim in excrement will tend to get you splashed at the most inopportune moments.
- The time for crying at the defendant’s table and showing remorse is not after you’ve been convicted.
- Book list for jury duty – Hard Magic, Dead Six, The Hobbit, and half of King Leopold’s Ghost
- Reading about the Belgian Congo while waiting for jury selection does not do much for your faith in humanity.
- Bourbon chicken goes very well with bourbon and coke.
- Siamese cats crave bourbon chicken. Bourbon and coke, well, not so much.
- Kentucky sure is a nice place to live in October.
- Highway Patrol Math – Two cars in a wreck times one car of a witness equals six cruisers, one ambulance, three wreckers, and two blocked lanes of traffic.
- When water coloring a picture with a 3 year old, the goal seems to be to make the water as chromatic as the painting.
- Didn’t get chosen for the fish and wildlife department quota hunts this year. Better luck next year. Still waiting on word about the Fort Knox hunt.
- Boo has discovered Lincoln Logs. Time for me to relive a part of my childhood.
Thoughts on the Day
Posted by daddybear71 on October 7, 2011
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/ October 7, 2011Lincoln logs, Tinker Toys, Erector Sets, Hot Wheels, HO Trains, slot cars, model rockets, baseball cards in the spokes, 2 x 4's nailed together with some wagon wheels to roll down the hill, bb guns, out till the street lights came on, hide and seek, releivio, street hockey… first kiss….
Jeez I might have to go make a post about the good old days of yore 🙂 Thanks DB!
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On a Wing and a Whim
/ October 8, 2011Watch out underfoot, or you'll discover the ankle-twisting lincon-log booby traps that an inattentive young child can leave for adults to find in the pre-coffee or the dark…
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