Now that Boo is talking in complete sentences, it’s time to teach him some important phrases for life:
- Nochmal ein Bier, bitte!
- Uno mas cervesa, por favor!
- Shall not be infringed!
- From my cold dead hands! (Already working on this one in relation to his toy cars)
- Molon Labe!
- Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!
- Oh yeah? Well, so’s your mother!
- Take a bath, hippie!
- Get off my lawn!
- Kill a Commie for Mommy!
- I feel the need, the need for speed!
- Front Toward Enemy
- There can be only one!
- Can’t stop the signal
- Two is one, and one is none
Yep, that’s me: Always a good influence on impressionable youth!
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PISSED
/ September 24, 2011😀 start'em young.
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MrG's
/ September 24, 2011I gotta teeach my son some of those…but he already has an attitude, it might go well for him;)
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Julie
/ September 24, 2011Tip 1: Do not let your better half read this list ….
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DaddyBear
/ September 24, 2011Oh, I've already had the “don't teach him that” speech many times.
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Lokidude
/ September 24, 2011Don't forget “Die yuppie scum” and “Hippie, get a job!”
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DirtCrashr
/ September 24, 2011+1 on “Die Yuppie Scum!”
Also need to include some *obscure* foreign language swear words. Speaking of which, what the hell happened to Swearasaurus?
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On a Wing and a Whim
/ September 24, 2011Don't forget to teach him the value of holding a straight face. Really helps in a high-intensity interview when explaining/defending your scenario's scheduling assignments and expected process flow, especially as the words “Two is one, and one is none” come out of your mouth…
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