Today, instead of a link to a video, I thought I’d do something original that’s been running through my head for a few days.  Enjoy!

Mausers and Mosins
With bayonets so long,
Rifles and pistols
That ring the gong,
Garands with clips
that eject with a ping,

These are a few of my favorite things!

Rugers and Smiths
and Glocks and Springers,
Tannerite and Boomerite
and blackpowder lead flingers,
AK’s and AR’s
All railed up with bling,

These are a few of my favorite things!