- I never knew that bowling could be a contact sport until today.
- Before today, I’d never seen anyone take a running start at bowling, either.
- Twenty-three third graders, times two pieces of pizza apiece, equals two pepperoni pizzas, two sausage pizzas, and a cheese pizza. In addition, it equals four pitchers of water, three of cola, and two of lemon-lime soda.
- Add in chocolate and vanilla cupcakes, and I’m pretty sure some of those kids were ready to shot put their bowling balls down the alley.
- Speaking of which, whatever they use to protect the wood on bowling alleys is what I want used the next time we refinish our floors. I’ve seen armor plate that didn’t stand up to the impacts they took without a mark.
- The bowling alley threw in a used bowling pin as a momento of Boo’s party. I have been informed that it is neither a pistol target or a small club.
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Posted by daddybear71 on April 14, 2018
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John in Philly
/ April 15, 2018Twenty three third graders, soda, and cupcakes?
Then the third graders used spherical kinetic energy weapons?
You are a brave man! (smile)
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daddybear71
/ April 15, 2018Well, it’s the last little kid birthday party I have to do, at least for a long while, so why not go out with a bang?
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cspschofield
/ April 15, 2018“whatever they use to protect the wood on bowling alleys is what I want used the next time we refinish our floors. I’ve seen armor plate that didn’t stand up to the impacts they took without a mark.”
It may be one of the varients of PVC. They make skateboard wheels out of the stuff.
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OldNFO
/ April 16, 2018Oh wow, brave man you are!!! 🙂
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daddybear71
/ April 16, 2018Brave or stupid? You make the call!
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