If, like me, you prepare for Thanksgiving weekend as if a hurricane were coming in and wouldn’t be caught dead in a grocery or department store until Monday morning, you’re going to be looking for something to do.

You could cook or bake, but you’ve already got all those leftovers, and the kids can eat pumpkin pie for breakfast.

You could clean the house, but you probably did that already getting ready for Thanksgiving.  Seriously, don’t you deserve a break after all your hard work?

You could watch TV, or go to the movies, but there’s 10^6 channels and nothing on.

There’s always the Internet, but don’t you think all that turkey and fixings has already done enough harm to your blood pressure?

To help everyone find something to do over the weekend, and to help you stretch your entertainment dollars so that you’ll have more to spend on all of the other sales, I’m putting Escort Duty and Tales of the Minivandians on sale for 99 cents each from now until Sunday evening.  That’s right, for just 99 cents, you can get hours of entertainment to distract you from trying to figure out what to do with 35 pounds of leftover mashed potatoes and gravy.

Tales of the Minivandians is a collection of slightly skewed real life stories from my home, each of them answering my mantra, “What would Conan do?”,  along with a high fantasy novella that introduces you to the Northerner and his family.

Escort Duty is a collection of short stories, including “The War“, a sort-of thriller that I’ve been serializing here over the past few months, and the titular “Escort Duty”, which is a story starring Simon from the Minivandians universe.

I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving, and I hope you enjoy Escort Duty and Tales of the Minivandians!