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Musings

  • Irish Woman Wildlife Rule #1 – Do not feed the Canada Goose that is visiting the yard.
  • Irish Woman Wildlife Rule #2 – If you feed the Canada Goose that is visiting the yard, do not include blueberries and sliced grapes in the food.
  • Irish Woman Wildlife Rule #3 – If you include blueberries and sliced grapes in the food you give the Canada Goose that is visiting the yard, do not include bits of hamburger buns and cat food.
  • Irish Woman Wildlife Rule #4 – If you include cat food and bits of hamburger buns with the fruit you are feeding the Canada Goose visiting the yard, do not attempt to pet it while it eats.
  • Irish Woman Wildlife Rule #5 – If you pet the Canada Goose that is visiting the yard while it eats the fruit, bread, and cat food you have given it, do not name it or it will become a pet.
  • Irish Woman Wildlife Rule #6 – If your new pet leaves the inevitable results from being fed blueberries, sliced grapes, hamburger buns, and cat food behind it on the driveway, porch, and sidewalk, it is not DaddyBear’s responsibility to clean it up.
    • Unless we are expecting a monsoon, then no, the rain will not take care of it.
  • In related news, we have a new pet.  Boo named it “Moose the Goose.”  It has white patches on its cheeks, likes hand-prepared organic fruit and bread with its cat food, and really doesn’t care for Siamese cats.
    • If it hangs out too long, I will do experiments to figure out how much it likes Labrador Retrievers.
  • Ladies, you are all beautiful and attractive in your own way.  You bring light to a dreary world, and we all benefit from your presence.
    • However, if you’re old enough to have owned the first album of a band that is taking its 40th anniversary tour, you really ought to be honest with yourself before dressing in the same clothes you wore when you saw them in high school.
by daddybear71 on April 27, 2017  •  Permalink
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Posted by daddybear71 on April 27, 2017

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  1. cspschofield

     /  April 29, 2017

    “However, if you’re old enough to have owned the first album of a band that is taking its 40th anniversary tour, you really ought to be honest with yourself before dressing in the same clothes you wore when you saw them in high school.”

    Oh, hell. They won’t look good, but they’ll be a damn sight more modest that what the teenyboppers of today are wearing.

    In a related thought: if you are at the Mall, and you watch a chatter of teenyboppers ripple past in their Prostitute Chic clothes, and the thought that runs through your mind is,

    *sigh* “But they’s want to talk afterwards, and I don’t want to listen to it.”

    …then you know you have Early Onset Geezerhood.

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  2. Old NFO

     /  April 29, 2017

    Agree with CSP… And goose goes well with mince and mashed potatoes… 😉

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