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  • Formula for an exciting evening – Take two six-year-old boys, give them pizza, ice cream, and popcorn, season with a Siamese cat and a Labrador Retriever, shake well, and let sleep out in the living room.
  • I listened to the audiobook of Larry Correia’s Hard Magic this weekend.  Now everything I read sounds like Bronson Pinchot in my head.
  • The stereo at the pool was playing the Miami Vice theme song this morning.  I happened to be wearing a brightly colored tee-shirt and a two-day beard.  I’m sorry to report that Moonshine did not turn into an alligator while we were away.
  • Note to self – When reading political news stories, which is just about all news stories these days, just read the story and do not read the comments.
    • The stupid runs deep on both sides of the aisle this year.
  • I’m drawing the line at not buying gummy eyeballs for Halloween.
  • By the way, if you makecorndogs in the oven as a treat, and leave about seven of them on the stove, you must realize thatcorndogs are like crack to Labrador Retrievers.
    • Of course, I got the “Who, me?  I don’t know what you’re talking about!” look, but he’ll crack under interrogation.
  • Started cleaning out the garden beds tonight.  The cucumbers are done, and the tomatoes aren’t far behind.  We should know if the potato box worked in about three weeks.
    • When pulling a weed out of your pepper patch, make sure you’re not grasping a pepper plant that’s covered in almost mature chilis.
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3 Comments

  1. Two six-year-old boys + Pizza + Ice Cream + Popcorn + Cat + Dog
    = Apocalypsenowlordofthefliestropicthunder

  2. oldnfo

     /  September 1, 2014

    LOL, FOOD is crack to dogs… period…

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