If you give a bear a Mossberg 590, he’s probably going to want to put a few doodads on it.
If you let him put some doodads on his shotgun, he’ll want a Magpul SGA stock so he can do a better job of wrapping his paws around it.
If you give him a Magpul SGA stock for his Mossberg, the bear is going to want to put the neat MOE fore-end on it, because it’ll match.
If you give him an MOE fore-end, he’s going to want to put a sling adaptor on it, because the stock comes with one, and a shotgun gets heavy when you carry it all day.
If you get him the sling adaptor, he’s going to want a 3 point sling, because operators use one when they’re operating operationally.
If you get him the sling, he’s going to notice that sometimes you have to shoot at night, so he’s going to want a Streamlight 7000 lumen flashlight to put on the fore-end.
If you give him the Streamlight 7000 lumen flashlight, he’s going to want a laser to go on the other side of the MOE fore-end, because it will help to aim.
If you give him a laser for his shotgun, he’s going to take it to the range and shoot it.
If he takes it to the range and shoots it, he’s going to notice all the doodads make the gun heavier and not as much fun to shoot.
If he notices that the gun is a bit heavy and not a lot of fun to shoot, he’s going to ask you for a Remington 870, because that’s what all his friends have, and you can never have too many shotguns.
And if you give him a Remington 870, chances are he’s going to want to put a few doodads on it.