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Overheard in the Living Room

Irish Woman, excitedly showing me the progress she’s made on her bathroom project – Oh!  I got you something at $BIGBOXHARDWARE!  It’s in my car.  Let me run out there and get it.

Me, as I let her get outside of easy striking distance – Is it a blonde?  I hope it’s a blonde!  The $BIGBOXHARDWARE on the other side of town has a really nice one I’ve had my eye on for a long time.

Irish Woman – What?!?!?!

Fear not, I made my saving throw against death.

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11 Comments

  1. MaddMedic

     /  February 8, 2013

    Ummm..Not sure if you have a death wish or just like to live on the edge…Of insanity..

  2. Daddy Hawk

     /  February 8, 2013

    You do realize that women come with a time delay revenge option, right?

  3. I’m thinking HEAVYILY leaning to the insane side… :-)

  4. I’m cheered by the fact that you’re still around to post this, but worried that you haven’t been to sleep yet….

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