Cats are the devil’s oven mitts – Phlegmmy, posting on Facebook
My cats tend to be pretty well-behaved, with the exception that Annya is obsessed with deep glasses of water, but then freaks out when they get stuck to her head, thereby causing thrashing and puddles.
The puppy, on the other hand, is being officially named “BooBoo’s Moonshine McBreadStealer”. The son of a gun ate an entire loaf of bread that was left out on the counter last night. He looked like a shiny black stuffed turkey afterward, and I’m pretty sure his tummy hurt, but since it’s the third time he’s done something like that, I’m guessing he’s not smart enough to stop doing things that hurt.