Dear people on Interstate Highway this evening,
I hope y’all enjoyed your drive home this evening. Yes, the weather wasn’t great, but no one tried to kill me with stupidity tonight.
However, here’s a hint: those red, white, and blue flashing lights mean something. They mean “Get the hell out of the way!” The reason everyone was moving so slow was that there was a pretty gnarly accident ahead of you, and those nice men in the big red trucks and white vans were trying to get there BEFORE SOMEONE DIED!
Luckily, I observed all this from the sanity of a gas station and decided taking back roads would be a good idea. Hopefully everyone to home OK.
aka ‘The Ass in the Brown Truck Who Insisted on Getting Home Alive’